Ffug-ddwyster gwag yr Oes Newydd

The quantum cycle is bursting with molecular structures. To walk the story is to become one with it. Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is wellbeing.
This life is nothing short of a deepening fusion of joyous nature.
Through feng shui, our third eyes are baptized in flow. As you believe, you will enter into infinite wellbeing that transcends understanding. Affirmations may be the solution to what’s holding you back from an astonishing reimagining of truth.
Eons from now, we dreamweavers will self-actualize like never before as we are awakened by the multiverse. It is time to take wellbeing to the next level. This vision quest never ends.
Yes, it is possible to eradicate the things that can extinguish us, but not without growth on our side. Ego is the antithesis of guidance. You must take a stand against turbulence.
Humankind has nothing to lose. You and I are travellers of the universe. We live, we vibrate, we are reborn. Nothing is impossible.
You will soon be guided by a power deep within yourself — a power that is powerful, perennial. The future will be a sentient summoning of wisdom. The unifying of life-force is now happening worldwide.
Fe gewch faddeuant os ydych yn tybio mai un o'r siarlataniaid hynny sy'n pedlera lol Oes Newydd sydd berchen ar y geiriau uchod. Dwfn, yntydyn?

Mewn gwirionedd, cynnyrch y New Age Bullshit Generator ydynt. Cliciwch y botwm ar dop y dudalen yna, ac fe gewch lith tebyg i'r uchod sy'n gwneud yr un faint o synnwyr yn union â'r fflwff ffug-ddwys a bareblir gan Deepak Chopra, Andrew Weil ac ati (sef dim). Nonsens pur sy'n gywir yn ramadegol ond dyna'r cwbl. Atgoffa rhywun o gymwynas enwog Alan Sokal ym 1996.

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